dimanche 18 mars 2007

Examen de mathématiques...

Bon... quand j'étais chez mon père, j'avais téléchargé plein de livres de mathématiques sur mon ordinateur. Il y a plein de dossiers (comme... 6-7-8?) qui représentent toutes les facettes des maths (topologie, calcul, etc.).

Il y avait un dossier "misc". Je me suis dit, ben tiens, des livres divers... pourquoi pas! Ça fait vraiment longtemps que j'ai téléchargé ces livres-là, mais je ne les regarde plus, et franchement je ne me rappelle plus ce qu'il y a.

Et j'ai trouvé THE perle! Vraiment trooop nice... et je me suis dit, ben tiens, pourquoi pas le mettre ici? En gros c'est un examen qu'ils disent... mais y'avait des anciens examen de SAT de maths pi toute, fait que au début je me suis juste dit que c'était un examen normal... en tout cas, j'ai été surpris!
Bonne lecture!


AMERICAN INNER-CITY HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY FINAL EXAM

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1> Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of ten shots & shoots 13 rounds at every drive- by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload? What is the maximum number of people he can hit?

2> Jose' has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells a 8-baLl to Ricky for $320, & 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. How many ounces does he have left? What is the street value of the remaining coke?

3> Rufus is pimping three girls. If his cut is $65 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can support his $800 per day crack habit?

4> Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces will he need?

5> Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, & $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's & three 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $1000?

6> Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He was paid $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison (w/ time off for good behavior /overcrowding) & how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7> If the average spray can covers 22 square feet & the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray if he steals 3 full cans of paint & finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?

8> Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There are 28 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

9> Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 per month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10> Salvador was arrested for dealing crack & his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% & returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

END OF EXAM
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3 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit...

J'en suis toute emballée! :O
Tellement emballée que je vais commencer à le faire TOUT DE SUITE RIGHT NOW LIVE LÀ.
Ah Phil.. T'as le don de changer ma vie :)

Anonyme a dit...

Bon finalement j'ai pris la peine de lire les questions et j'ai subitement envie de me mettre du 50 cent et de faire des maths... Ahhh ... C'EST ÇA QUE ÇA FAIT DES MAUVAISES INFLUENCES..... =]~

Julien a dit...
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