vendredi 22 mai 2009

Pick Up Lines Galore

Pick Up Lines Galore est un site qui répertorie des, vous aurez deviné, pick-up lines (traduction libre: "des lignes de prenure").

Le site est divisé en sections, alors j'ai voyagé vers les sections qui m'intéressaient le plus. Pour le bien de la communauté, je partage ce soir avec vous mes préférées (parmi les quelques-unes que j'ai lues).

  • Computer Geek
    • You had me at "Hello World."
    • How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
    • What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
    • Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
    • How about we go home and you handle my exception?

  • Physics
    • Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
    • Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
    • Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
    • Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

  • Math geeks and nerds
    • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
    • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
    • Hey...nice asymptote.
    • I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
    • Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
    • I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

  • Pirate
    • I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

2 commentaires:

Patrick a dit...

LOL

"Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading." LOL

mais la meilleure: "Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight."

Nicolas a dit...

LOL celles sur les geeks d'informatique sont TROP drôles! Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access LOL!